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Have your comment numbers been off lately? Site meter stats a bit low? Bloglines keeping people from actually coming to you blog? Tired of checking your email to see if there has been a comment posted and being disappointed each and every time? You my friend may just be the victim of ~insert DUM DUM DUM here~ blogger BO. Your friends will not tell you but it is there. This pesky little problem is the nemisus of bloggers everywhere so you have nothing to be ashamed of! In fact, there seems to be an epidemic of it at this time of year on all of the blogs.

That is why I am here to introduce: ~insert drum roll here~

BLOGTASTIC!

Blogtastic is simple to use and can be discretely carried with you anywhere. You simply write out our new blog entry and then simply aim the can at the screen and ~spritzzzzzzzzzzzz~. That is all you have to do! No more embarrasing entries! No more 0 comments!

~breathes deeply~ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....nice fresh scent.

It lifts....It separates....It lightens...it brightens....it makes people send links to others so that they too can read your blog!

It comes in ALL SIZES!!

Now sit back and see the comments just roll right on in!

BLOGTASTIC!

(**Please use Blogtastic responsibility. Do not operate heavy machinery after using Blogtastic. If using Blogtastic makes you unusually drowzy, please lay down immediately and take a nap....you deserve one. If your typed words are unusually erect after 12 continous hours.....please see a doctor. Or at least post a picture so that we can all see.)


Comments

  1. ...feeling strangely compelled to leave comment...trying to resist...Fresh Scent is too overpowering - MUST COMMENT.

    Nice job.

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  2. I'm getting sleepy...sslleeepy....sssslllleeeeppppyyyy.

    Squirt. Squirt.

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  3. Well you didn't tell us where to GET this fantastic new stuff.. or are you keeping it all for yourself.

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  4. I cannot tell you where to get it yet flutterby until I have tested it out. So far it is not off to a blazing start. Maybe I could spray some behind my ears and see if that works.

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  5. So not fair. I am starting to see that cow with clown ruffles and big red nose. And no Sharpies.

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  6. ~gets out the official clip board and makes a note~

    Loss of 5 points for official tackiness on flutterby.

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  7. Why, Mindy, I find I just cannot resist the urge to say hello! Your post, as always, was incisive and creative! And the surroundings here are as useful as the finest foundation garments and inspiring as the highest mountain.
    (How's that?)

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  8. LOL! Gotta get me some of that. Blogger ate the last 3 posts I wrote.

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  9. What, no baby powder scent?

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  10. Ok.. the cow will also have clean panties hanging off each horn.

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  11. OMG, I laughed so hard I nearly peed! That last part about lay down and take a nap was especially funny!

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  12. Oh songbird...that is good!

    And I kinda like that picture flutterby.

    ~spritzes more to see if it will work overnight~

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  13. This is truly blogtastic. And I mean that in a commenty sort of way.

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  14. See? This is why we freakin' LOVE you!

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  15. laffin :) You are funny and a real tonic Mindy.I'm so glad I've got to know you dear friend.

    be blessed abundantly - may the Joy of the Lord fill you to overflowing again and again and again :)

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  16. Aaahh blogtastic...could not resist must link...linking now...must get more Blogtastic...link link link....

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  17. Love this. Spray some this-a-way, I could use a little lift. Heh.

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  18. Ok enough of leaving us all hanging.. are we gonna be able to get some for ourselves or not??? My poor little blog suffers all alone...

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  19. Well, I'm certainly not going to be the only one to resist. I HAVE to comment....even if I am late to the party.

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