HELP A SISTER OUT
Mindy's Kingdom: where all the girls who were picked last at dodge-ball have a place to call home . I am in the process of adding to and deleting from my blogroll and my bloglines. Is there anyone that WANTS to be added?? Just let me know and I will add you lickety split!
hahaha this is just a way of getting everyone to notice what's on the sidebar :)
ReplyDeleteI KNOW :p
sure, why not. I love the picture!
ReplyDeleteYep! You are one smart cookie Lorna!
ReplyDeleteOkay! Got you added knittinpreacher!
ReplyDeleteI'm already there, initially speaking. Plus I'm quoted at the top. La Te Ta!!!!
ReplyDelete*air kiss* *air kiss*
PG...you have the best headlines. I love using them.
ReplyDelete*air kisses back* We must do lunch darlin'.
air kisses freak me out.
ReplyDeleteOh, please oh please please please pick me to be on your sidebar, oh wonderful Mindy!
ReplyDelete*air kisses Rachel* You are just not used to it Rachel.
ReplyDeleteOne moose poop coming right up Dave!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad there is a place for me cuz I was always picked last for dodgeball.
ReplyDeleteMwah!
You are safe here Cathy. This is a dodgeball/clown free zone.
ReplyDeletemove over presbyterian gal
ReplyDeleteOh what oh what has our Mindy done?
Oh what next will she do to her blog?
With her blogroll updated and and poop on the list.
Oh what will she think and do next?
~Thinking PG and Cathy are both jingle writters~
ReplyDeleteJingle bills
ReplyDeleteJingle bills
Jingle all the way
oh what fun Mindy's blogroll is
with Moose Poop on the way, hey!!!
...and Rach, air kisses are so's you don't mess up your black goth lipstick at the party!!
air kisses are for junior leaguers, PG. *spits*
ReplyDeleteUh, I can't quit pull of that black lipstick thing. The closest I can get is purple. Sigh...
I don't trust RevDave when he starts with the ohpleeze stuff. Don't ya just know he is up to no good?
*snickers at PG*
ReplyDelete~gets her coaching whistle out and starts keeping a close eye on RevDave~
ReplyDeleteHi, just chiming in!!! I just can't resist a chance to see you and your Moo. Too, too cute!
ReplyDeleteI think I am a sidebar wannabe. Keep on thinking up jingles.
ReplyDeleteIn the kingdom, the mighty kingdom, the cow sleeps tonight (ah wooooo)in the kingdom, the mighty kingdom the cow sleeps tonight
Hi gerry!! Ya'll have got to go to her blog and see her talent!!!
ReplyDelete~laffin hysterically~
ReplyDeleteOh Cathy...you had me at *ah wooooo*
I would just like to stay on there please.
ReplyDeletemy mindy lies over the highways, my mindy lies over the plains, my mindy stays with the fiberglass cattle, oh bring back my mindy to me. sung to the tune of "my bonnie lies over the ocean." had to join the jingle fun
ReplyDeleteCathy: hahahahahahaha. That's a good one!!! We need to start an ad company.
ReplyDeleteMindy, I believe you have created jingle monsters out in the blogosphere!!!
Aw Rach, I would never, ever, ever wear white gloves while air kissing. Fishnet stockings maybe, but never white gloves. No jr. league here.
Baby gator...you will always be there.
ReplyDeleteAnd Miss Martha....*applaudes*
Oh PG....did you wear the fishnets to Disney? I think you could have gotten on those rides faster!!
ReplyDeleteHey, PG! That sounds very Rocky Horror Picture Show to me, and Lord knows I'm cool with that!
ReplyDeleteLet's do the Cow Warp again!
It's just a moo to the right,
Then a hoof to the left.
With your feed in your mouth
You bring your tail in tight
But it's the painted cow that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Cow Warp again!
Well, crap. I got my left and rights mixed up, but you get the idea! ha ha!
ReplyDelete(Cause right rhymes with tight.)
~laffin through the tears~ Oh Rachel...that is so good!! I love me some good Rocky Horror.
ReplyDelete(attempting to breathe)
ReplyDelete(wiping eyes)
(blowing nose)
Thank you, Rach. Just...thank you.
Come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab...
*grins* She is good isn't see.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to be added.
ReplyDeleteHey! Did y'all know there is a "clean" version of Rocky Horror? And that it was the only one I had unknowningly seen until I was in college?! I guess there is a blog post in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteDon't ya just love how he says "slab" zorra?
Got'ca Lutheranmom!!
ReplyDeletekeep me! Add me! Woot
ReplyDeleteSilly Mary Beth...of course you are already there.
ReplyDeleteRach: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI bow to your masterful brilliance!!! *wipin' tears*
P.S., Mindy,
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I'd worn the fishnets over my face..... because it was so sardine can crowded Tuesday that nobody could even see their own legs, much less mine.
and P.P.S.
ReplyDeleteI tagged you!!
(I think I win honorable mention for my picture being three times in a row)
WWWHHOOO HHHOOOOO!!
ReplyDeletePG bingo'ed!
You are a merciless taggart, PG. (Just trying to up my face count on picture bingo.)
ReplyDeleteWell, that's actually not my face. Does it still count?
ReplyDelete~consulting the picture bingo rule book~ eeerrmm...No Rach...not unless you pay the $50.00 entry fee and then I will allow it. *grins*
ReplyDeleteI'm a lemming and a copy cat.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh wooooooo!!!!! In the jungle, the Mindy's jungle, the cows sleep tonight... ( I amended it to YOUR jungle)
I'm doing the same thing at my place.... because all the cool kids are doing it.
*quietly and quickly tucking my white gloves and the minutes from last meeting under my ass so no one sees them*
ReplyDeleteAhem.. me please... if I am not there already.
*blink blink* you think I am a cool kid Cathy
ReplyDeleteflutterby....you are already on both!! *snickers* Does anyone know that I actually met flutterby long before blogs??
ReplyDeletewow - I saw flutterbly's blog -- it's cool.
ReplyDeleteMindy -- I saw those blink blinks like those bovine eyes that are so purty.
Hey you are pretty cool... you came over to my blog and left me a comment.
Pufsoc is my word verification cuz I am cool too.
Yep Cathy...we are cool kids. I wonder what the really cook kids call us? will they now let us sit at their table? I mean, while they are actually at it??
ReplyDeleteDo the REALLY cool kids know who we are?
ReplyDeleteMy coolness just diminshed according to my word verification....
...left you a surprise in my sidebar...
ReplyDeleteSpooky Rach is just trying to get you to visit her blog.
ReplyDeleteCan't just leave it at 53 comments. 54 is a much better number. Plus it gives me 7!!! count 'em, 7 entries.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm a shameless taggart!!! And proud of it.
Cathy: I'm trying to put you on my sidebar, but it won't take on my blogger!!! Gonna figure out something else.
and Rach......I was lookin' for the surprise on your sidebar and just gotta say that maybe your blogroll needs a little updating as well.......We could all go to your place next to leave 54 comments!!!
My blogroll is in a shambles. I definitely need to fix it. I promise to - soon!!
ReplyDeleteNo need to have just 55 comments - and I am having a trickle effect over at my place. though certainly not the deluge that Mindy the princess has --- and if I put this comment in, then she will have the same amount of comments as the year in which I was born.
ReplyDeleteIf we are cool, then there are no others cooler and *we* get to say who sits at OUR table. So there. And every time I go back home, I have to go to the mall and secretly laugh at two *cool bitches* in particular from high school.. who are STILL working in the mall. And they are NOT managers. And one of them works in the food court. And I don't get anything to eat while I am there. Just in case.
ReplyDeleteMindy, I love what you told Cheesehead this morning. Speaking of cool people, you rock.
ReplyDeleteflutter you are so cool.
ReplyDeleteoh zorra...thank you. I love cheesehead so much and I wish she could see in her what we see in her.
ReplyDeleteI am just seeing if this works because I had to have the Princess help me.....let's pray it works.
ReplyDelete*snickers* Your prayers are answered!!
ReplyDeleteEster! Thank God! I am so tired of calling you ChevyPickup. It slows down my typing!
ReplyDeleteMindy! Come see what I got!!
ReplyDeleteOMG .. you didn't tell me there was a midsummer PARTY going on over here.
ReplyDeletesulks, pouts and then starts giggling ...these jingles are FUN
summertime and Mindy's freezing
cos she's eating icecream
and drinking wine
:)r
Thank you so much for the adorable "M"
ReplyDeleteIt's perfect. You're so sweet to think of me!
{hugs{
maize
Me, please!
ReplyDeletePeace,
Milton
You are now approaching the maximum number of comments allocated to a cow loving cool kid. Any more comments can come to my blog.
ReplyDeleteShamelessly inviting folks over because I always got chosen last for dodgeball and Red Rover.
and... I can't even get the word verification right.
Yeah! I'm already there!!
ReplyDeleteI like air hugs
*air hug*
word verification:
lpsdurmxhkvvn
What's with THAT?
Don't you people ever sleep?
ReplyDeletesure...www.phylliswall.com guess I don't need to say who this is ;o)
ReplyDeleteMindy,
ReplyDeleteYour package came in the mail and I am speechless. The love and care that you put into Sophia's letter is so apparent. I am so touched. The card, I am going to try to find a frame for it for her bedroom-it is just that beautiful.
I would like to order the rest of the letters in her name. Please let me know what you charge. Thank you so much. I am doing a blog post on it right now!
Ok we gotta get you 100 comments..
ReplyDeleteTHE COOLEST PRINCESS RAP
ReplyDeleteWho's the coolest blogger here today?
It's Princess Mindy and I say,
Nobody else can party down
like Her Highness can,
she'll scare off those frowns
with jokes, great crafts and
fiberglass cows.
Get busy folks,
leave more comments here now!!!
Get busy folks,
leave more comments here now!!!
(insert appropriate rapping noises here)
boom chicka chicka chicka
ReplyDeleteboom chicka chicka chicka
Princess Minday she's the gal,
she is everybody's pal.
She is cool oh yes she is.
Has a blog which has pazizz.
Cows are just the cat's meow, and she hates those pesky clowns.
Mindy, we know you are the best, 100 comments will pass the test!
Boom chicka chicka chicka
book chicka chicka chicka
Could you tell I made that up?
Cathy,
ReplyDeleteOur company name:
Jingle 'R Us
Funny 4 Munney
Laughs for Lucre
Bwaaaahahahas for Bucks
Which one, do ya think? Or should we let Mindy pick?
Mindy is the sweet princess -
ReplyDeleteshe should pick our name no less....
boom chicka chicka chicka
boom chicka chicka chicka
Those are the saddest raps I have ever seen. Where's the smut! The DRUGS?? The well rounded violence?? C'mon... you can do better than that LOL.
ReplyDeleteLMAO my verification was "ndedkedb" and I thought it said nekkid.
Baton: *tap*tap*tap*tap: Oooooh, where oh where has our Mindy gone? Oooooh, where or where can she be? Has she done gone run off with that fiberglass calf, and moved to go live by the sea? pg
ReplyDeletelove this ... can't see how I missed that before ...
your blog is such fun Mindy.
PS sent you email :)
Summer time and we're taking it lazy
ReplyDeletewriting here while-ing time away
Mindy's here, Rach is round the corner
come on over, it's time to play ...
wow, 80 comments! Holy... well, cow. Thanks for always snooping on me. (s)moooooooo(ches).
ReplyDeleteSwandive.sw
*Drumroll*
ReplyDelete(prepare for shameless plug)
I've started a new story here
Y'all come by and check it out in between leaving comments at Mindy's.
(We'll get you to 100 yet......)
(word verification: ijnkug....anagram for 'inkjug)
Mindy.. I STILL hate garage sales.
ReplyDeleteI'll never say no to inclusion on a blogroll. Because I'm a shameless whore.
ReplyDelete*blink blink* OMG....I leave the internet for 2 days and come back to 84 comments!!! Am I a lucky girl or just what?? I am busy adding people!
ReplyDeleteAnd I am so loving the jingles!!
Only 15... no 14 with this one.. more to go..
ReplyDeleteOk, I want my name in the drawing because I saw the tote bag and it is awesome.....JUST LIKE THE PRINCESS!
ReplyDeleteI'm not even counting how many of these comments are mine. It's just embarrasing. (Maybe not as embarrassing as the white girl rap by Bwaahaha Bucks, but still...) *grins*
ReplyDeleteSoooo, if I win, will you make me a little tote bag that I can use for a lunch sack?
Cathy, we're supposed to be embarrassed. Did you see that from that Rachel girl? Hmmmmmmm. Gives me an idea........
ReplyDeleteI'm passin' by Miss Mindy's place
and what now do I spy
but jabs about my rappin' skills!
I would not tell a lie
I would not tell a lie.
(insert juicy rap sounds here)
Now Rachel thinks it's sissy stuff
because my skin is white
and 'cause I don't say *&##@ or !@#k**.!
it makes my jive "rap lite"
it makes my jive "rap lite"
(insert juicy rap sounds here)
Just cause there is no cussin' words
Just cause my skin's not black
don't mean that I ain't got no chops
for writin' rappin tracks.....
for writin' rappin tracks.
(insert juicy rap sounds here, plus a nice raspberry)
Here's number 90! Only 10 more to go!
ReplyDeletewant to know if we've commented more than once ... does our name go into the draw several times.
ReplyDeleteor were there extra points for being the FIRST comment ...
i want a pretty bag. please, please pick me.
ReplyDeleteOh please, pick me! I'll need a pretty bag to make me feel like a girl again after a week camping in the Wyoming wilderness. If Dave wins, he better give it to me! 'Cause it would just be weird for my husband to be carrying around a pretty tote bag, but he'd probably do it just hear me huff and puff and sigh and roll my eyes. He just said it would be just the thing to take homebound Communion in. Hmm, and if I win maybe I'll use it for that!
ReplyDeleteI'm so honored to find my name already on your blog roll! You're the third, after Dave and Rev Connie.
94
ReplyDelete95
ReplyDelete96
ReplyDelete97
ReplyDelete99 the suspense is building!
ReplyDelete100!
ReplyDeleteDo I win? Please, please, please!
The tote bag will be just the thing to take homebound communion to my retired ranchers--the ones with the shotgun still sitting by the door, 'cuz you never know!
Word verification: xoxoy. Air kisses for the 100th!
Wow, have I missed out on a par-tay here or WHAT!?
ReplyDelete101~
~air kisses Rev Dave~
ReplyDeleteWe will see who wins in the am!! Ya'll are just a hoot. Or hoots I guess!
Well I think 100 should get something for the effort!!! I mean.. he's number 100 for petes sake!!
ReplyDeleteFor cryin' out loud--give the poor guy the bag. He worked for it. Does he know it is pink with purple flowers?
ReplyDeleteLol, your a nerd Mom. I am so proud of you for getting so many comments on your blog.
ReplyDeleteI am some excited! Although a little jealous, since even the thread about stones looking like breasts didn't make this many comments on my blog...
ReplyDeleteI have been without Internet access all day. So now here I am! Pick me!
ReplyDeleteHey -
ReplyDeleteWho's that dissin' PG and me,
Spooky Rach is jealous see,
She don't scare me, no she don't,
She just wants to be one of us.
Hey, spooky, hey spooky, hey spooky.
Mindy is the gal today
These comments are all in play,
Mindy never asked for this,
and our raps are hit and miss,
We're so bad that we hear groans, and we sometimes even moan,
Some of you think these raps are bad, some make think they're worse than sad.
(i need to go get a life)
Oh, pooh. I was gone all day and now I'm too late to be #100, but I'll leave a comment anyway!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha Bucks: Y'all are way too funny! (Awww, c'mon! Don't I skeer you just a little bit? Heck, I got a reputation to uphold around here. Could you just sorta pretend to be at least a little unnerved?)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear RevDave try to explain why he won the pink and purple tote bag to all his crusty retired ranchers. That should be good!
O.K., Rachel....~sigh~
ReplyDelete*deep breath*shake out hands*finding motivation*remembering idiot Method classes where pretended to be bacon frying*
*deep shudder as I cower in the corner*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Don't hurt me!!!!! Don't hurt me!!!!!!! I'll not do it again!!!! At least not quite so badly!!!!
P.S.
ReplyDeleteHopin' I win....Hopin' I win....
Even though it would be funny to hear how Rev. Dave would use the tote.
This is hilarious. Love the cow jingles. It is so cool I'm already on your blog list.
ReplyDeleteAwww, man. I am so late to the party. I also assumed you knew I wanted to stay on your bloggie roll!
ReplyDelete(And no, my popping in just now has nothing to do with that drawing for the tote bag! HAHAHA!)
I just came by to see what was going here now and I see more fun! And prizes. This is a fun site, I'm going to add you to my blogroll. You'll be bombarded by my goofy friends. You'll love 'em.
ReplyDeleteOMG...Pg! Weren't you once on the Bold and the Beautiful! *applaudes*
ReplyDeleteLOl Redmaryjanes...goofiness and weirdness are embraced here. But remember this is a dodge ball/clown free zone!!
and Mindy will play Red Rover and no one gets chosen last.
ReplyDeleteMe too! Me too!!
ReplyDelete*crossing fingers hoping I win*
Dodgeball was not as much of a problem as basketball. At 17.
ReplyDelete;)
d
voting for a bag for Dave too
ReplyDeletebut happy for Cathy :) (I think!)
and Songbird this is for you (o)