I think Tina Marie really thought that I was pregnant. That is the horror of the entire thing.
With the size of my girls and my flowy top, I guess anyone could have mistaken me for Angelina Jolie with a baby bump. *blink blink* At least I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
It just sucked the wind right out of me.
My mom said just to use the whole thing as encouragement to keep working at losing weight. I told her that I am going to use it as encouragement to look into breast reduction. ~snorts~ That ought to be another 20 pounds off.
I think I am going to use the entire episode to my benefit.
I shall be calling in sick to work Friday. I am simply going to tell them
"I HAVE GONE INTO LABOR AND WILL BE UNABLE TO COME IN TO WORK."
Any one wanna be my birthing coach?
Y'all better be planning one heck of a baby shower!
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....who still needs to lose the baby weight even though the baby is 15 years old. *snickers*