ANYONE WANT A USED 14 YEAR OLD BOY?
Since joining Weight Watchers, I have been really good about packing my lunch for work. Last night, Bebo asked if he could have the last fluff (it is a WW recipe...you get 1 cup for 1 point). I told him NO because I was taking it for lunch. That did not make him really happy.
Today at lunch, I got ready to eat my fluff when Ester asks *Did you put a different kind of fruit in your fluff?*
Me *EErrrmmmm No, why do you ask?*
Chevy Pick-up *Then there is something wrong with your fluff!*
Closer inspection of the fluff shows that there IS something red in there that should not be.
RED is not in fluff. I start digging around in the fluff to see what the problem is.
Today at lunch, I got ready to eat my fluff when Ester asks *Did you put a different kind of fruit in your fluff?*
Me *EErrrmmmm No, why do you ask?*
Chevy Pick-up *Then there is something wrong with your fluff!*
Closer inspection of the fluff shows that there IS something red in there that should not be.
RED is not in fluff. I start digging around in the fluff to see what the problem is.
Trust me, eyeballs and a big red nose are also NOT a fluff ingredients.
IT IS A CLOWN!! *shivers and spits*
Bebo will be dying tonight. I sure hope he goes towards the light.
Cade will not be able to work at the BANK either!
ReplyDelete*snorts*
ReplyDeleteY'all need to find a timer for a light in his room and set it to go off at 3 in the morning, with a tape recording of that little psychic gal from "Poltergeist" saying "walk into the light, walk into the light. ALL are welcome". Then you add, "especially YOU Bebo".
sorry but I laughed
ReplyDeletehugs to you both :)
Oh MI GOD!! I am dying over here.
ReplyDeleteThis is where you will have to teach him that the mom is ALWAYS smarter. What can you do to him that is worse? and funnier? There has got to be something ... spend this afternoon plotting. It will be so much fun!!!
I am laughing very hard! What's the fluff recepie? It looks like it might be yummy - -wihtout the clowns that is.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Cade!!!
ReplyDeleteo man. that is great! toooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteForgive me, but I just had to laugh. That's one awesome kid you've got there, you just have to find some way to sic him on OTHERS!!
ReplyDeleteWell, knowing how much you LOVE C L O W N S - - I know it wasn't funny, but I couldn't help but laugh.
ReplyDeleteI hope he washed all the germs off that thing before he put it in your fluff...
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty funny, unless of course, you are so scared of clowns that it might have given you a heart attack or something!
Ok - I know you want to kill him but you have to give credit where credit is due! This kid is the master!
ReplyDeleteROFL!
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!!!!!!!! THAT is too good!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's either very funny, or disturbingly psychotic.
ReplyDeleteI found a teddy bear in my freezer the other day. Kids are weird.
ReplyDeleteI wish my kids were that funny! I'm still getting tantrums from them when I say "no."
ReplyDeleteC'mon my little ones--get creative! Put a clown in my fluff!
Whoever wants him can have my barfing cat, too.
ReplyDeleteWhy that little stinker!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA....my brother can be so funny!
ReplyDeleteYes yes YES!!! He sure is a patient young grashopper. Waiting for the perfect moment. He will strike again but you will not know where or when or how. Cause I know for a fact there are more where that one came from. *snickersnort*
ReplyDeletehehehehe - I love Bebo!
ReplyDeleteif I ever have a small person to have and care for - I hope he or she is as funny as yours. scary - yes. Funny - ummm. yeah.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
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