This is one of the newest cows in fiberglass cow city! Skittish!! This poor cow is skittish! First off, they paint her smurf blue. That color of blue is just not slimming and really hard for a girl to wear. I tried to approach her but she really was not having it. She muttered something about having a really bad day and pizzas being $5.00 a piece if you buy three of more. I just gently circled her and talked really sweet and low and she started to calm down a little bit. She even took the time to pose for me.

She was hesitant to let me take pics of her udders. I assured her that her pics were not going onto some seedy cow porn site.

We talked for a bit and she is actually a very lovely cow once she calmed down. She told me that she is new here and has not made a lot of friends yet. She really does not like all of the traffic since she has to stand so very close to the street. She had heard about the Dairy Queen Cow and the Spectacle cow meeting their untimely demises. Vehicular cowslaughter was what she called it. She was really getting into the conversation when suddenly a pizza delivery guy came shooting out the door yelling *30 minutes or it's free! Get out of my way! They better not have any damned coupons!*

He jumped in his car, slammed it into reverse and careened out of the parking lot barely missing Domino. Now I totally understand the fear in her eyes.

who will have extra cheese and mushrooms on hers please.


  1. You crack me up!

    In Denver there are a bunch of cows like this painted in a very artistic manner. Next time I go there I will snap some pics and post with you for cow-friday!

  2. Thanks for making me smile and snicker this morning.

    ~air kisses to Domino~

  3. OMG, this is hilarious!!! I totally understand that frantic look in her eyes. I would be scared too, pizza delivery people aren't the best drivers. In fact I think that is a requirement to be a pizza delivery person...

  4. This is a hoot! You're right about the fear in her eyes. Kinda sad...

  5. Too funny! It's good to see you posting. Take care.

  6. I love friday cow blogging. It makes me happy.

  7. Vehicular Cowicide???

    (snort snort - quietly because I'm in class and supposed to be taking notes!)



  8. My eyes are tearing up. I'm udderly mooooved by your account of the life of this precious creature.

  9. it's tough for a working girl out there...
    er i mean a working heifer...

  10. Anonymous4:59 PM

    I tell ya a blue cow that can't move in this hot, hot state we live in. It's just not right! I'd be skittish and angry, too. :o) Cute post.

  11. I can't stop laughing ... poor Domino.

  12. Someone get that poor cow a blanket! It is blue from the cold. Cold and too close to the street. And not even a working girl!

    So wrong. So wrong.

  13. So sweet. You make me want to give the poor girl a hug.

  14. You're so funny! I love the background stories on the cows.

    vehicular cowslaughter - *snickers*


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