WHO WANTS PIZZA FOR LUNCH?
We talked for a bit and she is actually a very lovely cow once she calmed down. She told me that she is new here and has not made a lot of friends yet. She really does not like all of the traffic since she has to stand so very close to the street. She had heard about the Dairy Queen Cow and the Spectacle cow meeting their untimely demises. Vehicular cowslaughter was what she called it. She was really getting into the conversation when suddenly a pizza delivery guy came shooting out the door yelling *30 minutes or it's free! Get out of my way! They better not have any damned coupons!*
He jumped in his car, slammed it into reverse and careened out of the parking lot barely missing Domino. Now I totally understand the fear in her eyes.