Just a Question....

The Amazing Race has begun a new season. I want to be on that show SO. DAMN. BAD. I did not watch the first episode because I am jealous of those that are on it. There....I said it.

So my question to you reader is this.....

If you could be my partner for the Amazing Race...would you be?

Please note, I am not going to force you to try out. This is just make believe. I know we all have schedules that would be hard to work around but.....if you could....would you?

And, if not....why not?

Comments

  1. Run away. Very fast. Anyone reading this, just RUN. She thinks she could do without packing enough panties because all her fans along the route would give her some more. And she will REFUSE TO BUNGEE JUMP.

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  2. Flutterby...they would. Just ask any blogger out there. They will stand on street corners with fresh panties for me if need be.

    I also do not swim but I do a mean dog paddle.

    And this is just pretend! well....unless any of you would really want to!

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  3. Run away! Now! Don't look back, ya friggin' salt pillars!

    And yes, she will make you BE THE BUNGEE JUMPER. But she does have other assets that could come in handy for the trip... but NO! RUN AWAY. Do NOT get into this discussion.

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  4. SEE?? She's trying to suck someone in. She thinks she snuck that last line in there but I CAUGHT IT Mindy. We are ON TO YOU!! And I bet you would try and make me ride the freakin' camels too wouldn't you?? (changing my locks and phone numbers now....)

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  5. ~rolling my eyes~ It is just pretend!

    Besides, ya'll both know you want to.

    I think there are several of you out there that would make great partners.

    And I would bungee jump if I had to. But I AM SCREAMING ALL THE WAY DOWN.

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  6. But I STILL ain't ridin' a freakin' camel.

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  7. And I am NOT squatting behind bushes. Do they haul along porta potties? And I am VERY particular about my TP you know.. That is also why I could not be on Survivor.

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  8. No kidding, flutterby! And what if we get sent to a place we would really like to stay at for a while? And explore? And then the smarmy little producer would be telling us to "Get in the van, ladies!" I don't take direction well.

    Why do you want the whole of the western world to know that you have globetrotted in nappy underwear? Why?

    Why am I having this discussion - again!? RUN AWAY!

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  9. I would be on the show with you. I have told you that a million times. I thiunk I would be good, because I have awesome communication skills, I can run fast, and I would by a new sports bra if we got to go on the show. But you don't want me to go on the show with you do you??? No you don't. I think we would make an awesome team.

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  10. ATTENTION GATOR: Run away, dear. Do not have this conversation with your mother. It is just not a good thing.

    And, although I bow before the whirling tornado of communication skill that you posses, I know that if you two went on this show together the producers would not have enough money to bail you out of a Turkish prison. RUN AWAY.

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  11. Yelling at people does not make for good communication skills.

    Besides baby gator, you would twist your ankle before we got out of the parking lot.

    Rach...you are JEALOUS! You realize your spot may be taken!

    Flutterby 2 words...camel bigot.

    You would squat for a million dollars. Think of how much toilet tissue that would buy!

    Come on! Where are the rest of you?!?!?

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  12. You do not want my stoning death at the hands of the Hindu on your conscience. Trust me. Marking the beef jerky as *turkey* would not fool them for one minute. You're a freaking Texan TOO for pete's sake.. do YOU not know the difference just by looking at it?? And YES Rach, I would HAVE to take my trusty digital DSL and all my cool lenses and put it through it's paces. We would have to stop at every freaking weird looking tree and monkey to take a picture. I do not know how those people can just run across other continents like they are not even there!!! And I do NOT hate camels, I just prefer not to ride them.

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  13. When they don't speak your lanuage then yes...yelling is communiaction. Thank you! I have ankle braces for both ankles and I would just wear them all the time. I would kick butt, cause I can swim and I can swim fast...which one of us can't do that??? Oh yes that would be you! See there's another reason why I would be a great candidate for amazing race!

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  14. Oh yes, and you also never commented on my last posting. Just because you had the flu does not mean that you get to skip out on posting a comment

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  15. Mindy.. I am shamed for you. Your own child is BEGGING to go on the Race with you, and you turn.. her.. down. I bet you wouldn't even have to keep her away from beef.. or camels. I bet she'd even pee in a hole in some 4th world country WITHOUT TOILET PAPER just to have that wonderful bonding experience with you. And I bet she'd even do the bungee jumping. And she probably wouldn't need a truck load of Epipens either.

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  16. Kiddo, I would follow you anywhere. But as for the bungee, we'd have to co-opt Rach to do it, 'cause I'm not doing it, either.

    And besides, free panties? What's not to like?

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  17. Flutterby...you shall not shame me! Just go back and read what Rach wrote....Turkish Prison!

    And see! RevMom trust me!

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  18. But if neither of you will bungee then you're kinda scrood. And you might not have to go to Turkey you know, so the prison thing is only kinda iffy. I think you should go for a mom/daughter tryout and see what happens. If you get picked then you were just meant to go and you could handle it. I know you could. And we would all sit here in our comfy clean homes in our nice clean panties with working indoor toilets, watching every minute of you both on TV every Tuesday night while we eat big juicy BEEF hamburgers. And if not, then I would personally organise a fund raiser to bail you out.. or break you out.

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  19. Flutterby, I think you know me pretty well. I have peed in a hole before...can we say latrine? yes ma'am. I would bungee jump, but Mom won't let me go with her.

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  20. Okay. I think I may have found my partner!! No one else I know wants to be on the show! I'll be your partner!! Pick me, Pick me. I'll even do the bungee jumping. I do draw the line, however at camels.

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  21. Three really brave women read this blog and would be willing to race with me. ~tears up~ Thank you ladies for believing in me. I will not Bodee your trust.

    ~laffin~ And no Sonic cards for the other 2 of you when I come home a winner!

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  22. You forget, oh great vengeful one, that I, too, can get PAID to eat at Sonic, so I do not require your generosity with Sonic cards. And you *still* have a problem with the camels there. And another will not bungee. And the one that WILL do everything, you will not take with you. So you are still *scrood*.
    grr. the word verification is *not* for the typing dyslexic.

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  23. GGGGRRRRRR.....I know who will NOT be the President of my fan club.

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  24. Upon careful consideration, I might be persuaded to ride a camel for a Sonic card -- what can I say, I'm dieting for the wedding and my blood sugar is kind of wonkey.

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  25. My son would, for sure! He loves that show. I would go on it too. Don't give up - maybe someday!!!!

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  26. Maid of Honor. I don't know about flutterby, but I for one would be thrilled for you to be Mindy's partner. That would finally get her off me back after lo, these many years of being pestered to go on that damn TV show. And why the hell hasn't it been cancelled yet? Good grief! (I'll pitch in sonic cards, too!)

    Flutterby - I don't know ya, but I feel yer pain on this issue, by Golly!

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