WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR BLOGGING FOR THIS
IMPORTANT MOOSE UPDATE!
~Hit the music from Unsolved Mysteries~
THIS JUST IN! Late breaking news reports that Mr. Moose has escaped and found his way back from captivity. Those closest to the seen report that no ransom was paid and that Mr. Moose appeared to be in good condition. Reporters were able to get close enough to the scene to obtain photos of Mr. Moose as he was being whisked away to safety in an undisclosed location.
No other details are available at this time.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.