Men Never Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses....

Actually, men pass this sweet cow every day. She looked at me a bit skittishly when I asked to take her picture but was quiet the natural model once she got used to the flash. Her title is *Speculate Plainview through rose colored glasses*. She is located in front of our Chamber of Commerce. This is one of the few cows that has an additional feature added onto her...glasses. Great idea...if you live somewhere where people respect other people's property. Her glasses have been stolen several times. She is quiet near sited without them. They are now bolted to her head...and if you look really close...you can see that someone has made off with one side of her glasses. She also has several colorful and funky glasses painted all over her amble body.

Side note: I went by this morning to make sure that I had her correct title. The other side of her glasses are gone. Now I can understand why someone would want to steal her glasses. They would place it among the stop signs, milk crates and traffice cones used to decorate their rooms. But half a pair of glasses?!?!?!

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  1. "Speculate P-ville"???

    That is really weak. Reeeally weak. Ha ha! Oh well, its still neat. Didn't this cow originally have Buddy Holly-esq spectacles?

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  2. Yes I do believe that you are right. I think when other people volunteered to replace them then those people got the right to make them how they wanted. I heard that it is about $200.00 to replace her glasses.

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  3. That's not cool that someone stole here glasses. How is she gonna see to cross the street? We need to do something! Form a search party, the glasses are missing. My Mom will organize it! CSCD search party of 15, we can all eat when we find the glasses. ~starts laughing~ Thank God its Friday.

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  4. Oh Camille....I just love Mitch Hedgeberg...that was too funny.

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  5. Like if the building was on fire I am not gonna run. I have never said oh look here comes a frog in a terrifying manner. lol

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  6. Anonymous9:52 AM

    She is just gorgeous! I hope she gets some laser surgery... :)

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  7. This one is my favorite so far! Being rather near-sighted myself, I think I identify with her! I wondered about her glasses, I thought she was wearing one of those monacle things!

    They probably only stole half the glasses because the other half was securely bolted on, or someone came upon them in the middle of the theft and they had to make a hasty retreat.

    I worked with a couple of college boys who got slightly inebriated (drunk, if I did not spell inebriated correctly!) and thought it would be a good idea to take one of the smaller gators from around here home with them. They had it almost to the back of the truck when the police came upon them and ended their foray into thievery. Other than that, they really were good kids.

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  8. PS...not that I endorse inebriation or thievery...

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  9. poor thing... having glasses myself i actually feel for her. Imagine having contacts in one eye and not the other... world seems so wierd that way :p

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  10. How many cows do you have in that city? I expect to see everyone of them, too! I really like the cows.

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