I placed an order for two gargantuan bras from Lane Bryant last Wednesday. I am sorry to have to admit this but I am down to only one bra. We matronly busted girls tend to hate to fork over the large sums that are required for bras of such massive construction. I have dutifully followed their travels with the handy little tracking system that you have on your site. It is so nifty and I would like to take this time to thank you so much it.
I was fine with having to wait a bit for my order until yesterday FedEx. Yesterday the unthinkable happened. Yesterday the under wire on my left side sprang to life and decided to run away. Not knowing WHY that is a big deal FedEx is a blessing. Just take my word on that.
So I began in earnest to track the progress of my brassieres. Did you know FedEx that they have now been in Dallas for two days? TWO WHOLE DAYS? Are they catching a Dallas Stars game FedEx? Gone to Six Flags? Or ARE THEY BEING TEST DRIVEN?!?!?!?
Is that it FedEx? Are my bras being worn by a big burly FedEx driver??? Maybe as ear muffs to keep his LARGE ears warm? Maybe as a cute lacy hat that sits upon his GREAT BIG BALD HEAD? Or maybe he's just as a man who has a penchants towards women's undergarments???
You have 2 more days to get them here FedEx or there is going to be a throw down. With me having a wobbly left tata, it shan't be pretty.