How did your love of cows come to be?
Cows have always been cute to me but not an OMG kinda thing! That is, until the first fiberglass cows came here and then I was just smitten.
This is a pic Babygator took for me on one of her trips and it just cracks me up!
What was your most favoritist beloved toy when you were a young'n?
A fuzzy little stuffed kitty was my favorite little bitty girl toy I am told. My mom still has it and it is loved to bits but I do not actually remember it. I also had an easy bake oven that I LOVED! Remember the kind with the light bulbs! Oh the joy!!
If there were no longer probations officers and you chose any other job, what would you be?
Thats an easy one! I would be a doula or a life coach. (Doula: a woman experienced in childbirth who provides continuous physical, emotional, and informational support to the mother before, during and just after childbirth). I think each of those jobs would be so cool! You could really help people. Of course, being a life coach might not be as messy as being a doula.
Or I would open up a casserole shop! Y'all could all stop by on your way home from work and pick up a nice hot casserole, fresh bread and a salad for supper.
Question - what is "delurk" ??
Delurk is when a person always reads your blogs but does not comment...hence lurk. But then they leave a comment to DE-lurk.
How to you keep your rockin figure??
Well anon, I am so glad that you asked! Breakfast burritos from Rainmakers here in town.
And do NOT forget the luscious green sauce that makes your lips tingle !!
What is up with your love of trashy music??
*BLUSHES* Me? Trashy Music? I know not of which you speak!
I guess the secret is out...I like me some trashy music. I do not know why?!?!?! Rach all but gags when I start singing ANY Fergie songs *if you don't got no money take your broke a@@ home*.
I am also just about ADDICTED to Rehab. In fact, Sittin In A Bar* is currently my ringtone. *Bar tender I really did it this time. Broke my parole to have a good time. When I got home it was 6 a.mm the door was locked so I kicked it in. She was trippin on the bills. I think she was high on some pills. She threw my s**t out into the yard, then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard. And in my drunkin stooper, I did what I should of never done. Now I'm sittin here talking to you drunk and on the run.*
I also love the new Kid Rock c.d.
I also have a thing for dj's.
Maybe it is cause I wanna be one of the cool kids and, instead, I am one of the nerdy good girls??
Or maybe I am just bad to the bone *sneers at ya*
I'VE KNOWN SOME OF YOUR WORST FEARS........ARE ANY OF THOSE FEARS GONE, BETTER OR WORSE?
I have gotten over my fear of never being able to buy a house. That was good! I am much better about my fear of never finding a mate. Or at least I handle it much better.
I am still leery of clowns. Especially clowns that I do not see as clowns in the beginning. It was a regular flippin CIRCUS around here for a few days I am telling ya! I have found out that clowns are a wee bit like vampires. Shine the LIGHT on them and they leave. They squeal and squawk and gritch loudly on they way out. They rattle their plastic swords and call you names. No matter how loud they yell or how high they jump up and down...they are still just silly clowns. And clowns are just not worth the effort now are they?
I thought that my abandonment issues and my fear of being shut out were cured until some things have happened to make them jump up into my face. I am trying to work on them now after receiving some really good wise counsel (you know what all you are my wonderful bloggers who send me emails!)
My question for you readers is this.....
Why would any child want to ride on a pizza slice????
Any more questions? I promise I will not wait until December to answer them.