I May Not Live To Be 44 and A Day

Today is my b-day. I am 28...just a tad bit older than PPB. However, I am beginning to wonder (or fear for my life) if I shall live to be a day older. Why?? Why you want to know??

Cause I came into work this morning and found THIS in the DARK in my OFFICE.

For those of you who do not remember....my biggest fear in life and my phobia is clowns. (You can read about it here).

This is how M2 the clown looked after I called her a b*$@&.


No...my co-workers and I can never work at a bank.

As a Princess with powers and in honor of my birthday...I proclaim this EAT WHATEVER YOU WISH day! You may eat anything that you wish and, as long as you do it in my name, and it will not contain ANY CALORIES!! My gift to you!

Also, just for fun, go out and do something nice for someone today. That can be your b-day gift to me!! Send someone an email or a card to tell them that you are thinking about them or how much you love them. Go out of your way to touch someone in a little way. If you do that and leave a comment telling me about it, I will send you a SURPRISE!!

Now excuse me while I go and kill a M2.

Comments

  1. ROFLMAO!! That is soooo perfectly PERFECT!!!! (thinking about Bebo and the.... plan... snicker... and kinda glad it got set back now... so so perfect) Did you lose your crown when you saw that?

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  2. And you know... it is your own fault for being born so close to Halloween. You canNOT find clown ANYTHING any other time of year. Believe me. I looked.

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  3. Shelia8:00 AM

    Hey girl, I have already sent a card today (before I read your post) to my sister-in-law in Alabama. She has cancer. And one to your brother (yours went out yesterday--so it will be late--as usual). Hoping that you have a great day--looks like it has started out with a Bang!!!! Have fun!!!!!

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  4. Well flutter I have not shopped for clown attire so I would have had no idea!

    Hey Shelia...that counts!! You will be getting a surprise!!

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  5. I love your gift idea! Happy birthday!

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  6. Ok does this count as doing something nice: I did *not* kill my husband for thinking that every day he takes off work during the week has to include certain types of "recreation" the minute the kids are out the door for school. Even though he did not get to indulge in said type of recreation. Isn't it nice that I didn't take his head off and stuff it down.. somewhere... And I *am* planning on buying him lunch if he comes along to run errands with me.

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  7. Hey. Clowns. Scary all the way.

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  8. Clowns. *shudder* That's scary stuff for a birthday, don't you think???

    Happy Birthday!!!

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  9. Happy birthday, Your Highness!! In honor of your birthday I had the most fabulous Italian dish tonight--chicken braciolentini. I surely appreciate your removing all the calories for me. I hope you had a wonderful day, despite the way it began!

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  10. Happy Birthday! Now we're the same age until May!
    I celebrated your birthday a day late. I was going to do this anyway, but I changed my attitude in your honor. I had to make potholders with a gingerbread man pattern for our church bazaar. There was lots of detail with ric-rac, buttons, and ribbon. I was dreading it, but after reading your post, I made 4 of them with a happy heart. AND I just got back from taking 3 teen-aged boys to our local Chinese buffet. I had 2 dishes of ice cream since there were no calories. Thanks!

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  11. Happy birthday. Kill the clown. How dare her! LOL

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  12. Rev dave5:33 AM

    Well, Mindy, did you ever hear this Deep Thought:
    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I
    think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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  13. Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you had a great day (at least after the clown incident).

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  14. happy birthday dear friend. How like you to wish for something unselfish - that we'd all bless someone in our lives, and yeah eat what we wanted to.

    :)

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  15. I am still waiting to hear how the rest of the birthday weekend went. I have not heard from my partner in crime yet.

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  16. DAnggit! I just read this so I am a whole week late for your bday. I will send you a prize!

    hugs, mb

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  17. Aww, I missed your birthday! Happy Belated Birthday Mindy!!...you're only 28???

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