I May Not Live To Be 44 and A Day
Cause I came into work this morning and found THIS in the DARK in my OFFICE.
For those of you who do not remember....my biggest fear in life and my phobia is clowns. (You can read about it here).
This is how M2 the clown looked after I called her a b*$@&.
No...my co-workers and I can never work at a bank.
As a Princess with powers and in honor of my birthday...I proclaim this EAT WHATEVER YOU WISH day! You may eat anything that you wish and, as long as you do it in my name, and it will not contain ANY CALORIES!! My gift to you!
Also, just for fun, go out and do something nice for someone today. That can be your b-day gift to me!! Send someone an email or a card to tell them that you are thinking about them or how much you love them. Go out of your way to touch someone in a little way. If you do that and leave a comment telling me about it, I will send you a SURPRISE!!
Now excuse me while I go and kill a M2.