THURSDAY RAMBLINGS

I get to meet my mom and Camille in

Amarillo today.  My mom is getting new glasses

and she cannot see without her glasses on.

We make her try on all sorts of funky styles until she realizes

what we are up to.

You would think she would know better by now.

I wonder if I can take her pic 

with red ones on???

If so, I will post it to facebook.

But then
I bet I will be cut out of the will.
But that ought to be worth like
a million facebook points.

My mom hates her pic made.

I have lots of the back of her head

cause she turns so fast.

I hope everyone is in a good mood.

For reals.

Pray for me.

I replaced the corn because it got stinky.

Someone asked me about the fonts I am using and how I did it.

You have to turn your blog into

draft mode.

Sorry I did not answer that sooner.

I could not find my phone this am.

I finally found it beside the litter box.

gaggaggaggaggaggaggag

I made a detailed list for today

and printed out coupons and

my groupons.

Point and laugh at my frugality all you want.

Bon't come knocking on my door when

the Zombie Apocalypse happens

and you only have one box of poptarts.

I will not let you in

Not even if you bring your me

white chocolate.

Well, maybe for white chocolate.

But NOT for dark chocolate or raisins.

This is where Cade would call me a racist.

I miss the old SNL.

and I think The Office has 
jumped the shark.

You could leave me alone all day long with a chocolate cake

and I would not eat it.

For reals.

I really need to get started back on no flour/sugar.

But not today.

I have grocery store sushi on my list for today.

Don't judge me until

you have walked a mile in my yellow box sandals.

Why can't they contact me about test driving

their sandals?

Why could I not have been a foot model?

Someone told me yesterday that I was just like the lady

from The Closer.

That is THE BEST COMPLIMENT I have 

gotten this year.
Now that I think about it,
I hope she meant Brenda.

I sent The Vampire Diaries

back to Netflix after just watching 

the first episode.

The vampires really should sue.

What are you rambling about today?