THURSDAY RAMBLING

For reals

if you are going to try to pick a fight with me

bring your eyebrows.
And don't put them on with a thin Sharpie.

I love me some Sharpies but that is not their purpose.

So stop using them for evil.

The world would be a much better place if people
would just listen to me.
I wonder why the people in control have not called me??

Why have we not gotten any rain?  

Do we need to sacrifice someone to get some moisture?

Cause I totally have a list ready.

Shaving your brows is NEVER a good option

when it comes to brow wear.
 Real friends don't let friends shave those puppies off.
Have a designated plucker or waxer.

It is day four of no flour/no sugar.

Can you tell?

Why no, I am not prickly

Why do you ask?

At least buy an eyebrow stencil.

YES there IS such a thing.

And it has now been 6 days

since I have had a diet coke.

I won't be giving up iced tea

so don't ask.

Why do people put their brows on 

WAY too high

but never too low?

I am hungry for figs.

Tania brought fresh figs to me

when I got to meet her.

My mouth still remembers how good they were.

Tania is one of the sweetest people

I have ever met.

I wish that we lived closer.

And I am eventually going to meet more of you.

It is really hard for me to concentrate

on someone's words when their brows

are all catty wonkered and pointed

in every which way.

Gingerbean was not knocked up.

Fudge.

My mom had to have a sonogram.

Wasn't she surprised to learn that they were doing on the

inside

and not the outside!

She is okay....no worries.

Well, other than her dignity.  ~grins~

I am watching Twin Peaks again

from Netflix.

Women sure did wear a lot of dresses and skirts in the early 90's.

And everyone is talking on phones anchored to the walls.

Even the log lady had good eyebrows.

If your eyes are the windows to your soul....

then your eyebrows are the throw rugs to your emotions.