STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACKERS
If you happen to see these crackers in my basket at the grocery store, you have my permission to wrestle them out of my cart and fling them far far away from me. Fling them to the vegetable section because I have not been spending too much time there lately! Have you tried them? OMG! I can eat an entire box by myself. It is a constant hand in the box....hand to my mouth movement.
If you happen to see me somewhere shoving these crackers into my mouth with a great big ole scoop....feel free to wack me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper. I will, more than likely, yelp but that is okay...you have to remember that you are doing it for my own good. Did I mention that these crackers are delicious? That I have no favorite...BOTH are just as equally good?!?!?!?!
And if you hear crunching sounds coming from my closet, just walk on by and pay no attention. If will not be me hiding in the bottom eating them in secret. Nope...not me.
Did I happen to mention how good these crackers are? And that I have NOT been given a free box or coupons from Keebler Townhouse? That I bought them at FULL price and not on sale.
Those damned elves are geniuses!!!
...Who cannot speak right now because her mouth is full.
I have never been able to convince myself to try them. I don't know why my first thought when I saw them was *eewww*... but now I am going to have to. And when I gain back all that weight I lost over the summer I am going to blame you for it.
ReplyDeleteThe original are way better than the cheddar. It's a butter over cheese kinda thing...
ReplyDeleteOy gevalt! You bought them RETAIL??? Don't you know they are hundreds of calories higher at retail?
ReplyDelete*shakes head*
I just bought them too!! Along with some white cheddar cheese in a can and whoopee are they GOOD!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be sitting in the closet right next to ya, sista!!
lol ...
ReplyDeletesound like TUC cheddars which are BANNED from our house for obvious reasons.
I saw them in the store this morning. They were on sale. And I bravely gave them a glance. Ok. Two glances. And walked on by. I refuse to allow that 26 pounds back into my house.. well yeah ok.. back on my ass.. over a box of crackers, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou really do like those crackers. I think they are ok...but nothing to write home about...or in your case, on the blog about. Love you!
ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice that we can still fall in love at our ages?
ReplyDeleteNever seen 'em up here in the hinterland.
ReplyDeleteBut you slap some cheese on those bad boys and I am there, baby!
Don't forget to wipe the crumbs of your top!
ReplyDeleteI stay away from the cracker isle just for that reason. I bought a case of individual pretzel bags for snacks. I ate 4 yesterday. I'm now in time-out.
Love those elves. Love 'em.
ReplyDeleteI think that the company needs to send you some free samples because now I feel obliged to try them after you have raved about them. Next time at the grocery store they will be in my basket!
ReplyDeleteOoh are those the ones that are all indented in the middle so you have a nice little place to put all the cheese?? If so, they come in pretzel flavor too!
ReplyDeleteI. LOVE. these things. LOVE. THEM. So get your mitts off my box of crackers. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd PG - if you break them in half before you eat them, the calories leak out. Really.
deb
Love them too! So yummy. My favorite is the cheese flavor, but maybe that's cause I tried them first and you never forget your first love.
ReplyDeleteuhm so i take it mindy wants a cracker? *snicker snicker*
ReplyDeleteHi, thanks for giving a comment on my blog telling you're my swap partner. I guess something must have gone wrong because I have placed a comment as well but I can't find it..... Anywaywe had some problems with our computer but that's fixed again.
ReplyDeleteDid we already received eachothers email addresses or not?That would be much easier to communicate with each other.
Thanks for the info on making a box. You have a good memory.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying those crackers! It's YOUR fault.