WHO WANTS PIZZA FOR LUNCH?

This is one of the newest cows in fiberglass cow city! Skittish!! This poor cow is skittish! First off, they paint her smurf blue. That color of blue is just not slimming and really hard for a girl to wear. I tried to approach her but she really was not having it. She muttered something about having a really bad day and pizzas being $5.00 a piece if you buy three of more. I just gently circled her and talked really sweet and low and she started to calm down a little bit. She even took the time to pose for me.

She was hesitant to let me take pics of her udders. I assured her that her pics were not going onto some seedy cow porn site.

We talked for a bit and she is actually a very lovely cow once she calmed down. She told me that she is new here and has not made a lot of friends yet. She really does not like all of the traffic since she has to stand so very close to the street. She had heard about the Dairy Queen Cow and the Spectacle cow meeting their untimely demises. Vehicular cowslaughter was what she called it. She was really getting into the conversation when suddenly a pizza delivery guy came shooting out the door yelling *30 minutes or it's free! Get out of my way! They better not have any damned coupons!*

He jumped in his car, slammed it into reverse and careened out of the parking lot barely missing Domino. Now I totally understand the fear in her eyes.

who will have extra cheese and mushrooms on hers please.