OMG DON'T LOOK ETHEL!
Keep your children away from the computer screen. Use that V chip. Cause today we explore what the fiberglass herd does when they get together and no one is looking.
Cue the stripper music.
Va va va voom!
What naughty cows do when the sun goes down.
Cue the stripper music.
Naked cow porn......smut I tell you....plain old smut....
Va va va voom!What naughty cows do when the sun goes down.
i'm going to report you for bovine porn. who exactly do i call?
ReplyDeletecomment 1: I knew it all along. No wonder those fiberglass cows stand so still all day- they're worn out from that late-night romping.
ReplyDeletecomment 2 (this is terrible, and you can delete it if you wish, but since since no one else got to it before me): I find this udderly disgusting.
FROGSTER YOU STOLE MY COMMENT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust for that.....
This post is going to send you straight to hay-ell. Have you no shame, Mindy, milking this subject as you have? I am having a cow over this. I'll bet you get a call from Hugh Heifer wanting these pictures for his magazine. That picture of the cow's dairy-erre was just over the top.
Just a warning, you might want to beef up security around your place after this naughtiness. But I won't be the one blabbing to the authorities because no one likes a cattle-tell.
Harrrrumph!
And I thought I had too much time on my hands........:D AND, this is an udder travesty......(Hey, Frogster started it!!!)
ReplyDeleteWhat did the farmer say when he saw his cows walking over the hill?
ReplyDeleteHe said, "Here come my cows walking over the hill."
What did the farmer say when he say his cows walking over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!!
MOOOOOOOVVEE over Frogster!!
Oh, lord.
ReplyDeleteThanks, y'all. I needed a good laugh!
Rolling on the floor. Keep it up! I am loving this!!
ReplyDeleteOK I am not as smart as these others but I think your post is just toooo funny!!!!I love it.I wanted to say I received my envelope today from Diana and I love it.You can check it out here if you like. http://journals.aol.com/jbernardoffice/JudysCrafts
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!
ReplyDeleteWay to go on the bovine booty shots Mindy!
ReplyDeleteYour a dork Mom Gator, but you are my Mom Gator dork and I love you. I am serious next time you are going to put up cow porn you should at least put the little bar thingy over their eyes so we can't tell who they really are.
ReplyDeleteDang. I was waiting for a reprise from Chorus Line... you know...
ReplyDelete"Teats and Ass"
(cracked myself up on that one...)
deb
Are those fake Moo Cows or a different type of fake cow?
ReplyDeleteNow BabyGator why don't you tell us all just how you even KNOW about such things as bars over the eyes in pictures such as that??? tsk tsk tsk!!!
ReplyDeleteThe nice thing about the internet is there's no staple in the middle of centerfolds like this.
ReplyDeletehehehehe - those naughty cows
ReplyDeleteWho knew?
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