The Tilt of the World
Some days are just perfect. You get up without hitting the snooze 4 times. You step into the closet and see the outfit that you are happy to wear and do not change your clothes 5 times. Your hair does just perfect with a bit of spritz and hair spray. The ebay items you have up for auction all have bids. Baby Be Bo gets up with a smile on his face and actually brushes his teeth and puts on deodorant without being told. The sun is shinning the birds are chirping....all is right with the world. Then you drive up to the fricken Sonic and it is not open even though it opens at 7:30am and it is already 7:45am it is STILL. NOT. OPEN. IS THERE SOME SORT OF SONIC HOLIDAY THAT I WAS NOT AWARE OF??
Ok, calm down and step away from the Sonic. That place is likeyour equivalent of a crack house for drug users. Its ok...pack your diet coke...or go somewhere else Mom its alright.
ReplyDelete*No Sonic employees we harmed in the making of this blog*
I say next time this happens we form a posse and take over the place. We can pour our own cokes and cook our own tator tots!
ReplyDeleteAnd tell yer skinny kid to keep outta the way (crack house, indeed!) or we are taking her down with us!
I totally agree with the skinny kid comment!! She told me recently that her fav new saying is *The martians have landed and they are taking all of the skinny blondes first* She thinks that is so funny and I am thinking *OMG....that means you are going to Mars!!*
ReplyDeleteAnd I think we could sure be soda *jerks* ~snickers~